Dead Like Me style
Impalement by a plastic swordfish:
Wouldn't it be crappy if you were drunkingly dancing a top the bar, already a couple in the bag, when a plastic swordfish (like one of those ones people put up on their walls to look cool when their friends come over) comes flying off the wall and impales you Vlad style right there on the bar during your Riverdance routine? Ouch. Now imagine that happening in the middle of your 80th birthday party in front of all your friends and family. Now that would be crappy.
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