Dead Like Me Style
I haven't done one of these segments in a while and that last post just got me in the mood to reprise it.Flaming bananas...?:
So what if you and your houtey toutey friends were doing lunch and ordering bananas foster, when your friend starts choking on her sugar cookie (which is always unfortunate). One of your other friends does the heimlich, but you get hit my the projectile cookie flying from your choking friend's mouth, which causes your hand to fly up to be prevented from getting hit in the head with a cookie. Oh shit though, that causes your arm to catch on fire from the bananas foster that is on flamming (like bon fire flaming) behind you. God, catching on fire is a terrible way to die, but catching on fire in the country club is just unfortunate, and also pretty crappy, but also really amusing.
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