Lying in bed this morning, thinking about not going to work, I was reminded by this scene from Dead Like Me. What if I didn't go to work? And the coach put in a new up and coming star to replace me? I would lose my job! Lou Gehrig would steal my job. So I got up because the last thing I need right now is Lou Gehrig to steal my job because my lazy ass won't get out of bed at 10:30am to walk to the other side of campus (it's a small campus too). So I got up, showed up to work, and am now writing this. Yay for success!
...also, tasers are funny. Especially when they are used on others (they are not funny when they are used on you).
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